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-[[Category:Groups]]Organization founded by [[John P. Merriweather]] in 1952 to indocrinate young men and women into a "Gnomic" way of life. Generally considered to be a recruiting ground for [[The League of Gnomes]]. Although repeatedly rocked by scandal, the group continues to prosper in the US, Canada, Mexico and Great Britain.+[[Category:Groups]]__NOTOC__
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 +Organization founded by [[John P. Merriweather]] in 1952 to indoctrinate young men and women into a "Gnomic" way of life. Generally considered to be a recruiting ground for [[The League of Gnomes]]. Although repeatedly rocked by scandal, the group continues to prosper in the [[US]], Canada, Mexico and Great Britain.
== Organizational Structure == == Organizational Structure ==
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- +{{GnomeScouts}}Gnome Scouts are organized into [[Grottoes]], usually comprised of 10 to 20 members. Grottoes fall under the jurisdiction of 13 Regional Caves, which in turn report to a Universal Cavern.
-Gnome Scouts are organized into Grottoes, usually comprised of 10 to 20 members. Grottoes fall under the jurisdiction of 13 Regional Caves, which in turn report to a Universal Cavern.+
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-Gnome Scouts have 5 ranks: Pitling, Lemming, Sulphurite, Stammerer and Thunder Jack.+
Their symbol is a black hammer superimposed over a silver [[mushroom]]. Their symbol is a black hammer superimposed over a silver [[mushroom]].
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== See Also == == See Also ==
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 +* [[International Fund for Social Relief]]
 +* [[Lads and Lassies of the Skillet]] (aka "Skillet Scouts")
 +* [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]]
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 +== Desiderata ==
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Organization founded by John P. Merriweather in 1952 to indoctrinate young men and women into a "Gnomic" way of life. Generally considered to be a recruiting ground for The League of Gnomes. Although repeatedly rocked by scandal, the group continues to prosper in the US, Canada, Mexico and Great Britain.

Organizational Structure


Gnome Scout Ranks

  1. Pitling
  2. Lemming
  3. Sulpurite
  4. Stammer
  5. Thunder Jack
Gnome Scouts are organized into Grottoes, usually comprised of 10 to 20 members. Grottoes fall under the jurisdiction of 13 Regional Caves, which in turn report to a Universal Cavern.

Their symbol is a black hammer superimposed over a silver mushroom.

Their uniforms are black jumpsuits with fully-functional oil-lamp miners helmets.

See Also


Desiderata