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-[[Category: Glossary]]'''glasspants''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Tight fitting jeans. '''2.''' A series of experiments by [[Adid]] and [[Addisson]] that went horribly and famously awry, resulting in arrests, embarrassment, bleeding, disfigurement and stiff knees. '''3.''' ''prop. n.'' Glasspants was an elusively outspoken and reputedly fictional member of the poorly conceived (and arguably hoaxed) Minneapolis-based [[Bought Art Movement]] ([[BAM]]). Glasspants is likely an invented personage, named either in reference to the failed Adid/Addison glasspants experiments or homonymously christened in the vein of other associated BAM figures, including demonstrably genuine men (e.g., ''The Whittier Globe'' editor Nick Hook, [[AA]] bicyclist [[David Payne|Payne]] and curator Ben Heywood), as well as the patently absurd and almost childishly named Pierce Woodham and Will Budge. +[[Category: Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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 +'''glasspants''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Tight fitting jeans; a house of windows, mild winters with tons of prep. '''2.''' A series of experiments by [[Adid]] and [[Addisson]] that went horribly and famously awry, resulting in arrests, embarrassment, bleeding, disfigurement and stiff knees. '''3.''' ''prop. n.'' An elusively outspoken and reputedly fictional member of the poorly conceived (and arguably hoaxed) Minneapolis-based [[Bought Art Movement]] ([[BAM]]).
== See Also == == See Also ==
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 +* [[Asian Thumbs]]
* [[Snack Cake]] * [[Snack Cake]]
* [[Transpants]] * [[Transpants]]
* [[Yon Milhaus]] * [[Yon Milhaus]]
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 +''[[Argy Boy]] was once arrested'' for walking about in plastic-wrap "trousers", though he later convinced the judge he was sporting tight, black pants and a hefty bulge.
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glasspants n. 1. Tight fitting jeans; a house of windows, mild winters with tons of prep. 2. A series of experiments by Adid and Addisson that went horribly and famously awry, resulting in arrests, embarrassment, bleeding, disfigurement and stiff knees. 3. prop. n. An elusively outspoken and reputedly fictional member of the poorly conceived (and arguably hoaxed) Minneapolis-based Bought Art Movement (BAM).

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Argy Boy was once arrested for walking about in plastic-wrap "trousers", though he later convinced the judge he was sporting tight, black pants and a hefty bulge.