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| - | [[Category: Glossary]][[Image:Egg.jpg|thumb|left|Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.]] | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
| - | '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. '''5.''' An ingredient for the manufacture of [[pancakes]]. | + | <table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> |
| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"> '''egg''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A single testicle. '''2.''' Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. '''3.''' A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored [[watermelon]]. 4. The eventual solidification of [[vapor]], occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. '''5.''' An ingredient for the manufacture of [[pancakes]]. | ||
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
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| Contrary to much modern science, eggs were not invented by man but rather ''harnessed''. | Contrary to much modern science, eggs were not invented by man but rather ''harnessed''. | ||
| - | ==Desiderata == | + | As vessels of fecundity or [[veil]]ed potentiality, the egg and the [[nut]] are closely related. The nut's protective casing -- masculine and hard -- distinguishes it from the fragile femininity of the delicate egg. |
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| - | : [[Stimes Addisson]] called eggs "volcanoes in a jar." | + | |
| - | : Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute. | + | |
| - | : An egg starred in several films by [[Johannas Desselsen]]. | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| * [[Eye]] | * [[Eye]] | ||
| * [[Dreidl]] | * [[Dreidl]] | ||
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| + | [[Image:Egg.jpg|thumb|left|Eggs have only one natural enemy -- mouths.]] | ||
| + | ==Desiderata == | ||
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| + | [[Stimes Addisson]] called eggs "volcanoes in a jar." | ||
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| + | Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute. | ||
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| + | An egg starred in several films by [[Johannas Desselsen]]. | ||
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Revision as of 03:25, 29 Apr 2005
egg n. 1. A single testicle. 2. Historically, one half of the ingredients necessary for the creation of a new human; a piece of generative equipment. 3. A storage facility for potential of any kind, in this sense a very small and discolored watermelon. 4. The eventual solidification of vapor, occurring over thousands of years and as such, highly valuable. 5. An ingredient for the manufacture of pancakes.
ExtrapolationContrary to much modern science, eggs were not invented by man but rather harnessed. As vessels of fecundity or veiled potentiality, the egg and the nut are closely related. The nut's protective casing -- masculine and hard -- distinguishes it from the fragile femininity of the delicate egg. See Also |
 Desiderata
Stimes Addisson called eggs "volcanoes in a jar." Eggs have been known to attack humans they see as weak or dissolute. An egg starred in several films by Johannas Desselsen.
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