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-- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.+<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.
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 +== Usage ==
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 +"I feel cold." -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.
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 +"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a [[Skinwalker|skinwalker]]." -- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's.
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 +== See Also ==
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 +* [[Revelation of the Method]]
 +* [[Ryan O'Donnely]]
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 +[[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|center|Colder than hell.]]
 +== Desiderata ==
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cold op. 1. A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. 2. That state in which coffee is undrinkable. 3. The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. 4. Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by Poobic Bluster, a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.

Usage


"I feel cold." -- Last words of Ahmed Capra, 1962.

"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." -- Solomon Witte, 1980, at CBGB's.

See Also


Colder than hell.
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Colder than hell.

Desiderata