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-'''bolt''' ''btk'' '''1.''' To fasten or make fast, the locking of a door or entry way; the placement of barriers to progress. '''2.''' To flee suddenly, to engage in energetic egression, to move away, fully; i.e embarassed, he ''bolted'' from the party. '''3.''' An ill-used [[Gnomic]] euphemism for [[Ritual Murder|ritual murder]] by strangulation often involving the use of string, tangled yo-yo's, a wooden spoon or [[double-gloved]] [[hand|hands]]. '''4.''' The female counterpart of a screw, plainly, a [[nut]]. '''5.''' Used as shorthand, or in quip, for "lightning bolt".+'''bolt''' ''btk'' '''1.''' To fasten or to make fast, the locking of a door or entry way; the placement of barriers to progress. '''2.''' To flee suddenly, to engage in energetic egression, to move away, fully; i.e embarassed, he ''bolted'' from the party. '''3.''' An ill-used [[Gnomic]] euphemism for [[Ritual Murder|ritual murder]] by strangulation often involving the use of string, tangled yo-yo's, a wooden spoon or [[double-gloved]] [[hand|hands]]. '''4.''' The female counterpart of a screw, plainly, a [[nut]]. '''5.''' Used as shorthand, or in quip, for "lightning bolt".
== Extrapolation == == Extrapolation ==

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bolt btk 1. To fasten or to make fast, the locking of a door or entry way; the placement of barriers to progress. 2. To flee suddenly, to engage in energetic egression, to move away, fully; i.e embarassed, he bolted from the party. 3. An ill-used Gnomic euphemism for ritual murder by strangulation often involving the use of string, tangled yo-yo's, a wooden spoon or double-gloved hands. 4. The female counterpart of a screw, plainly, a nut. 5. Used as shorthand, or in quip, for "lightning bolt".

Extrapolation


The citizens of [Ancient Western Society|ancient western societies]] are believed to have worshipped bolts of lightning, in the form of radically charged air, often witnessed gasping surrounded by such, kneeling perhaps and certainly viewing the phenomena as a kind of very elaborate whuppin' from on yon.

Non Canonical Text


"...the lumbering idle-brained beast, head bolted on askew, moaning in agony and desire like a priest in jolly confession..."

See Also


Superheroes often sub for meaningful shit that would otherwise langour in stoned silence.
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Superheroes often sub for meaningful shit that would otherwise langour in stoned silence.

Desiderata


The missile fired from a crossbow is known as a bolt.

Suffering from a cleft lip, Argy Boy referred to his wife's beauty as "a bold and short fellow, flailing obdurately, who arrived in the exactly opposite manner thus described."