Madame Beauregard
From Plastic Tub
She was the handmaiden of the Lady d'Auvergne. With this randy pair of the demi-monde of the lower French aristocracy, Guvernor Morris whiled away many an hour engaged in licentious pursuits, dedicating Sonnet 13 of On this stuff called Poop to "this pair of Sapphic nymphs."
In addition to bedding with several other Founding Fathers, Beauregard herself was a poet of no small merit. Unfortunately she lost her head during the Thermidorean reaction and was dumped unceremoniously into a mass grave which at lease had the sweet revenge of being the source of a vicious outbreak of Typhus in the Paris suburb of Coq-sur-Seine
