Face
From Plastic Tub
face n 1. A collection of sensory organs mounted on the frontal surface of the head of more-or-less complex biological entities. 2. The surface which presents itself (The face of the cliff; the bald face truth.) 3. A communicative device somewhat awkwardly utilized by blind men. 4. Home of the mustache.
Non Canonical Text
"The face is the primary mode of expression for humans, chimps, and crickets. Hands are a close second for all three species." -- Clementine, Dapper. A Nature Lover's Guide to Loving in Nature. University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971.
"Face it; we're finished." -- Marvin Rex Rittenhouse, from the last column of The Backyard Fence, perhaps alluding to a rumored blackmail scheme by Patter O'Donnely.
