Children in Pants
From Plastic Tub
Revision as of 02:30, 27 Feb 2005
The letter we recieved From Nevid Kessar was quite shocking. We were aware of the ongoing fueds of Stimes, Stimso, Bueb et al but the hatred of Kessar was unlike anything we had seen since the crime scene photos of the O'Donnely murder. To say the least, we were quite impressed with his vitriol. I have to paraphrase what we can remember of the letter for it had been carved into the hide of a rotting nuetria. The aroma became unberable and the glass chamber proved not to be as hermetic as advertised. Nevid Kessar left no return address on the simple box the carccass arrived in so we can only hope that he contacts us again so as to see if we can engage him into a bit of Larynical Fisticuffs. Anyway this is what he had to say about the AA-
- That we were nothing more than ...-An insular coop of cockamanie -self devoted, bathing in :hermeneutic circularity.
- And that we were both...Slanderous coatailers and Mystery Novel spoilers
- He refered to us as...-The Royal Cast of crooked histrioricists
- -He portrayed our character as...-Self deluded and shamelessly self promoting
- -He defined us as a...-proto fascist language whores with tiring lambastic tirades and rhetorts :ever more desperate
- And something about that thing with the diplomats from Uraguay
And this is just the first page. He than elaborated on each of the founding members of the AA in what could only be described as uncontrolled envy. This went on for some time before he attacked the admisistrators at the Plastic Tub. His venom is top notch as he refers ot us as
- ...-Tri-polar mis enfants d'entitlement
- ...-Luthern baiting and cathechism skewering
- ...-Dolphin surving turtle chokers
and that
- We are...-Suffering from chronic doses of augmented delirium
- We employeed...-Demented codes of conduct and disconnected hierachies based on whimsy and peculiar :fancy
- We exemplified...-Distraught and fallacious overtures of the incoherent for the unreasonable
We like this guy.
