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-[[Image:Aatruth2.jpg|thumb|left|Adkins suffers from narcolepsy.]]''American. Born September 28, 1970 in Tampa, Florida. He arrives in between the particle beam set up for security purposes'' -- ''and still handling the clay. He shows it around. He is a street dog snarling, yo. He receives a pair of prosthetic sternums.''+ <tr>
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 +''American. Born September 28, 1970 in Tampa, Florida. He arrives in between the particle beam set up for security purposes'' -- ''and still handling the clay. He shows it around. He is a street dog snarling, yo. He receives a pair of prosthetic sternums.''
He lives in Tolosa, França, on the paved side. He is a lifelong fan of fictional boxer [http://home.arcor.de/billraydan/clubberlang.jpg Clubber Lang], and when he is not writing poetry or investigating occult crime, Adkins can be found in [[Le Maudit Boxeur]], a club for amatuer pugilists from around the area. His current dance partner, a slattern by the name of Marie Lacrosse, once boxed on the women's circuit until brought down by the clap. He lives in Tolosa, França, on the paved side. He is a lifelong fan of fictional boxer [http://home.arcor.de/billraydan/clubberlang.jpg Clubber Lang], and when he is not writing poetry or investigating occult crime, Adkins can be found in [[Le Maudit Boxeur]], a club for amatuer pugilists from around the area. His current dance partner, a slattern by the name of Marie Lacrosse, once boxed on the women's circuit until brought down by the clap.
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[[While the Woolgatherers Weep, the Corner Lot Explodes]], co-author with [[Timothy Wilson]] [[While the Woolgatherers Weep, the Corner Lot Explodes]], co-author with [[Timothy Wilson]]
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 +''As a child, Adkins'' enjoyed hiding under coffee tables, emerging only when lured by treats.
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American. Born September 28, 1970 in Tampa, Florida. He arrives in between the particle beam set up for security purposes -- and still handling the clay. He shows it around. He is a street dog snarling, yo. He receives a pair of prosthetic sternums.

He lives in Tolosa, França, on the paved side. He is a lifelong fan of fictional boxer Clubber Lang (http://home.arcor.de/billraydan/clubberlang.jpg), and when he is not writing poetry or investigating occult crime, Adkins can be found in Le Maudit Boxeur, a club for amatuer pugilists from around the area. His current dance partner, a slattern by the name of Marie Lacrosse, once boxed on the women's circuit until brought down by the clap.

His hobbies include gardening, shoe moldering and performing petty acts of vandalsim upon café chairs. He was once arrested. He has a penis. He is a patriot, a lover, a chimp. He channels the dreams of a solemn wit. His long ascension is only paralleled by his wicked demeanor. Star.

Known Works


Incident or Accident

Reticent 27, second series, Co-Founder/Editor.

Two In The Hand

The Cutlet, co-author with Tim Wilson

While the Woolgatherers Weep, the Corner Lot Explodes, co-author with Timothy Wilson

Adkins suffers from narcolepsy.
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Adkins suffers from narcolepsy.

Desiderata


As a child, Adkins enjoyed hiding under coffee tables, emerging only when lured by treats.