Kevin Statham
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| Statham is a night-rockin' narcoleptic famous for his ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A copious drinker and taker of pills, he also wrote (writes?) non-[[Associationalist]] short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida. | Statham is a night-rockin' narcoleptic famous for his ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A copious drinker and taker of pills, he also wrote (writes?) non-[[Associationalist]] short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida. | ||
| - | Statham was a university acquaintance of [[Steven Adkins]]; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in [[Tampa]]'s Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald). | + | Statham was a university acquaintance of [[Steven Adkins]]; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in [[Tampa's]] Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald). |
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| Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived! | Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived! | ||
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| + | Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered. | ||
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Revision as of 10:58, 17 Sep 2004
Statham is a night-rockin' narcoleptic famous for his ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A copious drinker and taker of pills, he also wrote (writes?) non-Associationalist short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida.
Statham was a university acquaintance of Steven Adkins; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in Tampa's Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald).
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Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived!
Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered.
