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- | '''Death''' ''nv.'' '''1.''' An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, [[God|God-worship]], ill-gotten [[Stabbin' Hat|gains]] and the prime cause of funerals and, by extension, funereality. '''2.''' A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. '''3.''' The result of life. '''4.''' Generative force responsible for [[Dead Man|dead men]] and the multiplication of [[vapor]]. | + | '''Death''' ''nv.'' '''1.''' An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, [[God|God-worship]], ill-gotten [[Stabbin' Hat|gains]] and the prime cause of funerals and, by extension, funereality. '''2.''' A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. '''3.''' The result of life. '''4.''' Generative force responsible for [[Dead man|dead men]] and the multiplication of [[vapor]]. |
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Death nv. 1. An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, God-worship, ill-gotten gains and the prime cause of funerals and, by extension, funereality. 2. A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. 3. The result of life. 4. Generative force responsible for dead men and the multiplication of vapor. Non Canonical Text"You may be starved to death, stung to death by wasps, killed by tigers, cut to pieces--beginning at the toes--impaled on spears, burned to death, or tattooed."1 -- The Life and Adventures of the Burdett Twins. 1881. New York: Popular Press. See AlsoNotes
Note 1: Though the shock value is lost on contemporary audiences, both twins chose tattoos. |
DesiderataAttempting to escape Death, Poobs often turn to personal saviours. |