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death nv. 1. An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, God-worship, ill-gotten stabbin' hats, and the prime cause of funerals and funereality. 2. A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. 3. The result of life. 4. The generative force responsible for Dead man and the multiplication of vapor.

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"You may be starved to death, stung to death by wasps, killed by tigers, cut to pieces--beginning at the toes--impaled on spears, burned to death, or tattooed."1  -- The Life and Adventures of the Burdett Twins. 1881. New York: Popular Press.

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Notes


Note 1:  Though the shock value is lost on contemporary audiences, both twins chose tattoos.

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In an attempt to escape death, Poobsoften turn to personal saviours.