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| : One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. | : One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. | ||
| - | : The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Father|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom. | + | : The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Fathers|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom. |
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Senior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals.
Desiderata
- One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head.
- The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom.
