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| '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Chinese Zodiac, alternatively characterized as magnanimous, yet venomous, and humble, though desirous. '''3.''' [[AA]] totem animal (see Notes, below). '''4.''' Derogatory term for police officers and practitioners of four of the seven Deadly [[sin|Sins]] (sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust). | '''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Chinese Zodiac, alternatively characterized as magnanimous, yet venomous, and humble, though desirous. '''3.''' [[AA]] totem animal (see Notes, below). '''4.''' Derogatory term for police officers and practitioners of four of the seven Deadly [[sin|Sins]] (sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust). | ||
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| The origin of the AA totem pig is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting. A more likely source is [[Nevid Kessar|Nevid Kessar's]] thoughtful BBQ scholarship in the ''[[Auto-Colonial Bee]]''. | The origin of the AA totem pig is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting. A more likely source is [[Nevid Kessar|Nevid Kessar's]] thoughtful BBQ scholarship in the ''[[Auto-Colonial Bee]]''. | ||
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| *A ''pig-in-a-blanket'' is a [[hot dog|corndog]]. | *A ''pig-in-a-blanket'' is a [[hot dog|corndog]]. | ||
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| == Fun Facts about Pigs == | == Fun Facts about Pigs == | ||
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pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Chinese Zodiac, alternatively characterized as magnanimous, yet venomous, and humble, though desirous. 3. AA totem animal (see Notes, below). 4. Derogatory term for police officers and practitioners of four of the seven Deadly Sins (sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust).
Notes
The origin of the AA totem pig is unclear. Gnome psy-ops tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting. A more likely source is Nevid Kessar's thoughtful BBQ scholarship in the Auto-Colonial Bee.
Other Usage
- A pig skin is a football.
- To pig out is to eat too much.
- A pig-in-a-blanket is a corndog.
Fun Facts about Pigs
- Pigs and Sex
- Boar testicles smell remarkably like truffles.
- Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms.
- A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.
- Pigs and Religion
- Muslims and Jews do not eat pigs.
- Want to please Demeter and prepare for the Elysian Mysteries? Try sacrificing a pig.
- Pigs aren't Dirty
- Pigs make great pets. They're more trainable than dogs!
- Captive pigs sometimes eat their own young.
- Hog jowls are a popular soul food.
- Pigs don't sweat.
