Life Alphabetically
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| - | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as a "contemporary example of Accidentalim's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)'' | + | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)'' |
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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)
Life Alphabetically
We Value:
- A strong right hand
- Fearsome cutlets
- An enormous black Lilly
- Some ass: old lag sign
- A feasible demeanor
- No count piss-coon verbs:
- Aren't you the lucky one
- Simultaneous navigators
- Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
- An enormous Love
- The indescribability of nothing
- Cool pants, man
- Green, therefore, immutable
- The need for steadfast self-contradiction
- The Dialectic of Humor
- No doubt there is idiocy in me
- Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
- Dolphins are our friends
- Continuous adventure
- Hands free
- Hand held open
- Simultaneous tongue
- The necessity of added tongs
- V
- The penultimate more intriguing
- By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
- Revel in Redundancy
- You are always, primarily, a jackass
- The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
