La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque
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- | [[Category:Groups]]One time secret order of 13 monks converted en masse to Homosexuality at the sight of a muskrat sodomizing a squirrel (thus the coat of arms). Suspected masterminds behind such culture infamy as [[The August Agenda]] and [[The Pink Fright]]. Rumoured to be the source for most of 16th century Europes [[Puti-Core]] literature. Apochrypha credits La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque with the invention of the really long cigarette holder. | + | [[Category:Groups]]Suspected masterminds behind such culture infamy as [[The August Agenda]] and [[The Pink Fright]]. Rumoured to be the source for most of 16th-Century Europe's [[Puti-Core]] literature. Apochrypha credits La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque with the invention of the really long cigarette holder. |
- | Active in Catholic Europe and Egypt. | + | The League has recently been rejuventaed in Catholic Europe and Egypt, but now their purposes are unknown. It is almost certain that they are not even gay, but are engaging in an an elaborate [[Psy-op]] for an [[unseen hand]]. |
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A governing council of 13, imaginatively known as the ''Council of 12 + 1'', directs the league's activities from its inconspicuous headquarters in Avignon, France. | A governing council of 13, imaginatively known as the ''Council of 12 + 1'', directs the league's activities from its inconspicuous headquarters in Avignon, France. | ||
- | There are two other Councils of an unknown number in Padua, Italy and Seville, France. The members are no longer corrupted monks, but come from a variety of professions. For some reason, ex-firemen seem to dominate their ranks. | + | There are two other Councils of an unknown number in Padua, Italy and Sevilla, Spain. The members are no longer corrupted monks, but come from a variety of professions. For some reason, ex-firemen seem to dominate their ranks. |
== Publications == | == Publications == | ||
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No known group publications, though individual members have written various accounts of the League, ranging from exultant praise to excoriating condemnation. | No known group publications, though individual members have written various accounts of the League, ranging from exultant praise to excoriating condemnation. | ||
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- | *[[Orders]] | + | One time secret order of 13 monks converted en masse to Homosexuality at the sight of a muskrat sodomizing a squirrel (thus the coat of arms). |
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Suspected masterminds behind such culture infamy as The August Agenda and The Pink Fright. Rumoured to be the source for most of 16th-Century Europe's Puti-Core literature. Apochrypha credits La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque with the invention of the really long cigarette holder.
The League has recently been rejuventaed in Catholic Europe and Egypt, but now their purposes are unknown. It is almost certain that they are not even gay, but are engaging in an an elaborate Psy-op for an unseen hand.
Organizational Structure
A governing council of 13, imaginatively known as the Council of 12 + 1, directs the league's activities from its inconspicuous headquarters in Avignon, France.
There are two other Councils of an unknown number in Padua, Italy and Sevilla, Spain. The members are no longer corrupted monks, but come from a variety of professions. For some reason, ex-firemen seem to dominate their ranks.
Publications
No known group publications, though individual members have written various accounts of the League, ranging from exultant praise to excoriating condemnation.
Non-Canonical Text
One time secret order of 13 monks converted en masse to Homosexuality at the sight of a muskrat sodomizing a squirrel (thus the coat of arms).