Life Alphabetically

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-	''We Value:''	+	''We Value:''
-	1. A strong right hand	+	# A strong right hand
-	2. Fearsome cutlets	+	# Fearsome cutlets
-	3. An enormous black Lilly	+	# An enormous black Lilly
-	4. Some ass: old lag sign	+	# Some ass: old lag sign
-	5. A feasible demeanor	+	# A feasible demeanor
-	6. No count piss-coon verbs:	+	# No count piss-coon verbs:
-	7. Aren't you the lucky one	+	# Aren't you the lucky one
-	8. Simultaneous navigators	+	# Simultaneous navigators
-	9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo	+	# Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
-	10. An enormous Love	+	# An enormous Love
-	11. The indescribability of nothing	+	# The indescribability of nothing
-	12. Cool pants, man	+	# Cool pants, man
-	13. Green, therefore, immutable	+	# Green, therefore, immutable
-	14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction	+	# The need for steadfast self-contradiction
-	15. The Dialectic of Humor	+	# The Dialectic of Humor
-	16. No doubt there is idiocy in me	+	# No doubt there is idiocy in me
-	17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia	+	# Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
-	18. Dolphins are our friends	+	# Dolphins are our friends
-	19. Continuous adventure	+	# Continuous adventure
-	20. Hands free	+	# Hands free
-	21. Hand held open	+	# Hand held open
-	22. Simultaneous tongue	+	# Simultaneous tongue
-	23. The necessity of added tongs	+	# The necessity of added tongs
-	25. V	+	# V
-	26. The penultimate more intriguing	+	# The penultimate more intriguing
-	27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure	+	# By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
-	28. Revel in Redundancy	+	# Revel in Redundancy
-	29. You are always, primarily, a jackass	+	# You are always, primarily, a jackass
-	30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness	+	# The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
-		+	* [[Life Numerically]]
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-	[[Life Numerically]]	+

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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock

from Life Alphabetically

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
24. V
25. The penultimate more intriguing
26. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
27. Revel in Redundancy
28. You are always, primarily, a jackass
29. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

See Also

• Life Numerically