John P. Merriweather
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| - | ''Born on the Fourth of July, 1918. Died in November or December, 1976.'' | + | ''Born on the Fourth of July, 1918. Died in November or December, 1976. He's not invited, he's just that kind of bastard. He is anus fly, forever feeding. He recieves nothing but scorn -- and by relation, much love.'' |
| Founded [[The League of Gnomes]] in 1943. He is believed to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]]. | Founded [[The League of Gnomes]] in 1943. He is believed to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]]. | ||
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| He was distantly related to [[Guvernor Morris]]. | He was distantly related to [[Guvernor Morris]]. | ||
| - | The circumstances of his death are suspicious only in their lack of clarity. He appears to have died of a heart attack in an isolated hunting lodge near Aspen, Colorado. His body was discovered sometime after the fact but as it was frozen solid the exact date of death was never determined. | + | The circumstances of his death are suspicious only in their lack of clarity. He appears to have died of a heart attack in an isolated hunting lodge near Aspen, Colorado. His body was discovered sometime after the fact but as it was frozen solid. the exact date of death was never determined. |
| Merriweather was as smart and dedicated as he was self-righteous and inflexible. He is rumored to have worshipped the devil-god [[Mormo]]. | Merriweather was as smart and dedicated as he was self-righteous and inflexible. He is rumored to have worshipped the devil-god [[Mormo]]. | ||
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Born on the Fourth of July, 1918. Died in November or December, 1976. He's not invited, he's just that kind of bastard. He is anus fly, forever feeding. He recieves nothing but scorn -- and by relation, much love.
Founded The League of Gnomes in 1943. He is believed to have directed the plot to destroy Wee-Wee.
He was distantly related to Guvernor Morris.
The circumstances of his death are suspicious only in their lack of clarity. He appears to have died of a heart attack in an isolated hunting lodge near Aspen, Colorado. His body was discovered sometime after the fact but as it was frozen solid. the exact date of death was never determined.
Merriweather was as smart and dedicated as he was self-righteous and inflexible. He is rumored to have worshipped the devil-god Mormo.
