Children in Pants

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-	The letter we recieved From [[Nevid Kessar]] was quite shocking. We were aware of the ongoing fueds of Stimes, Stimso, Bueb et al but the hatred of Kessar was unlike anything we had seen since the crime scene photos of the [[Ritual Murder|O'Donnely murder]]. To say the least, we were quite impressed with his vitriol. I have to paraphrase what we can remember of the letter for it had been carved into the hide of a rotting nuetria. The aroma became unberable and the glass chamber proved not to be as hermetic as advertised. Nevid Kessar left no return address on the simple box the carccass arrived in so we can only hope that he contacts us again so as to see if we can engage him into a bit of Larynical [[Fisticuffs]]. Anyway this is what he had to say about the [[AA]]-	+	[[Category:Extant Works]]The letter we received from [[Nevid Kessar]] was quite shocking. We were aware of the ongoing feuds between [[Stimes]], [[Stimso]], [[Buehb]], et. al., but the hatred displayed by Kessar was unlike anything we had seen since the crime scene photos of the [[Ritual Murder|O'Donnely murder]]. To say the least, we were quite impressed with his vitriol. I have to paraphrase what we can remember of the letter for it had been carved into the hide of a rotting nuetria. The aroma became unberable and the glass chamber proved not to be as hermetic as advertised. Nevid Kessar left no return address on the simple box the carccass arrived in so we can only hope that he contacts us again so as to see if we can engage him into a bit of Larynical [[Fisticuffs]].
-	:''That we were nothing more than'' ...-An insular coop of cockamanie -self devoted, bathing in :hermeneutic circularity.	+	Anyway this is what he had to say about the [[AA]]:
-	:''And that we were both''...Slanderous coatailers and Mystery Novel spoilers	+	#''That we were nothing more than'' "An insular coop of cockamamie self-devotees, bathing in hermeneutic circularity."
-	:''He refered to us as''...-The Royal Cast of crooked histrioricists	+	#''And that we were all'' "Slanderous coat-tailers and Mystery Novel spoilers."
-	:-''He portrayed our character as''...-Self deluded and shamelessly self promoting	+	#''He referred to us as'' "The Royal Cast of crooked histrionicists."
-	:-''He defined us as a''...-proto fascist language whores with tiring lambastic tirades and rhetorts :ever more desperate	+	#''He portrayed our character collectively as'' "Self-deluded and shamelessly self-promoting."
-	:And something about that thing with the diplomats from Uraguay	+	#''He defined us as '' "Proto-fascist language whores with tiring lambastic tirades and retorts ever more desperate."
		+	#And something about that thing with the diplomats from Uruguay.
-	And this is just the first page. He than elaborated on each of the founding members of the AA in what could only be described as uncontrolled envy. This went on for some time before he attacked the admisistrators at the Plastic Tub. His venom is top notch as he refers ot us as	+	And this is just the first page. He then elaborated on each of the founding members of the AA in what could only be described as uncontrolled envy. This went on for some time before he attacked the administrators at the [[Plastic Tub: About|Plastic Tub]]. His venom is top notch as he refers to us as:
-	:...-Tri-polar mis enfants d'entitlement	+	#"Tri-polar ''mis-enfants d'entitlement''."
-	:...-Luthern baiting and cathechism skewering	+	#"Lutheran-baiting and cathechism skewerers."
-	:...-Dolphin surving turtle chokers	+	#"Dolphin-surving turtle chokers."
-	and that	+	and that:
-	:We are...-''Suffering from chronic doses of augmented delirium''	+	#''We are'' "Suffering from chronic doses of augmented delirium."
-	:We employeed...-''Demented codes of conduct and disconnected hierachies based on whimsy and peculiar :fancy''	+	#''We employed'' "Demented codes of conduct and disconnected hierachies based on whimsy and peculiar fancy."
-	:We exemplified...-''Distraught and fallacious overtures of the incoherent for the unreasonable''	+	#''We exemplified'' "Distraught and fallacious overtures of the incoherent for the unreasonable."
	We like this guy.		We like this guy.

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The letter we received from Nevid Kessar was quite shocking. We were aware of the ongoing feuds between Stimes, Stimso, Buehb, et. al., but the hatred displayed by Kessar was unlike anything we had seen since the crime scene photos of the O'Donnely murder. To say the least, we were quite impressed with his vitriol. I have to paraphrase what we can remember of the letter for it had been carved into the hide of a rotting nuetria. The aroma became unberable and the glass chamber proved not to be as hermetic as advertised. Nevid Kessar left no return address on the simple box the carccass arrived in so we can only hope that he contacts us again so as to see if we can engage him into a bit of Larynical Fisticuffs.

Anyway this is what he had to say about the AA:

1. That we were nothing more than "An insular coop of cockamamie self-devotees, bathing in hermeneutic circularity."
2. And that we were all "Slanderous coat-tailers and Mystery Novel spoilers."
3. He referred to us as "The Royal Cast of crooked histrionicists."
4. He portrayed our character collectively as "Self-deluded and shamelessly self-promoting."
5. He defined us as "Proto-fascist language whores with tiring lambastic tirades and retorts ever more desperate."
6. And something about that thing with the diplomats from Uruguay.

And this is just the first page. He then elaborated on each of the founding members of the AA in what could only be described as uncontrolled envy. This went on for some time before he attacked the administrators at the Plastic Tub. His venom is top notch as he refers to us as:

1. "Tri-polar mis-enfants d'entitlement."
2. "Lutheran-baiting and cathechism skewerers."
3. "Dolphin-surving turtle chokers."

and that:

1. We are "Suffering from chronic doses of augmented delirium."
2. We employed "Demented codes of conduct and disconnected hierachies based on whimsy and peculiar fancy."
3. We exemplified "Distraught and fallacious overtures of the incoherent for the unreasonable."

We like this guy.