Mack Calvin
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| - | Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the [[The Farmer Diary]]. Though he does not by normal understanding exist, he nonetheless touches hearts, souls - and given proper vapor materialising technology -- he has touched no less a subject than [[Krystine Monitzer]]'s invisible ass. | + | [[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | ''Born in 1973 in Abilene, Texas''. | ||
| + | Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the [[The Farmer Diary]]. Though he does not by normal understanding exist, he nonetheless touches hearts, souls -- and given proper vapor materialising technology -- he has touched no less a subject than [[Krystine Monitzer]]'s invisible [[ass]]. | ||
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| + | Calvin is a notorious Texas Patriot who believes in no less than a Presbyterian Theocracy for the Republic of Texas. Virulently homophobic and pretty racist too, he still comes across as genteel and likable, if only in his presence. From a distance he remains somewhat repulsive, if only for his abilty to make one forget his bad qualities with a witty aside or a well-placed "aw-shucks." | ||
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| + | When he is not agitating on behalf of secession he works as a [[professional model]]. | ||
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| + | He once threated to kill [[Stimes Addisson]]. | ||
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| - | [[Vogeler and The Mexican Fellow]], lengendary [[napkin-blog]] entry. | + | *[[Chimp]] |
| + | *[[Steven Vogeler]] | ||
| + | *[[Vogeler and The Mexican Fellow]], legendary [[napkin-blog]] entry | ||
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| - | [[Steven Vogeler]] | ||
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Born in 1973 in Abilene, Texas. Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the The Farmer Diary. Though he does not by normal understanding exist, he nonetheless touches hearts, souls -- and given proper vapor materialising technology -- he has touched no less a subject than Krystine Monitzer's invisible ass. Calvin is a notorious Texas Patriot who believes in no less than a Presbyterian Theocracy for the Republic of Texas. Virulently homophobic and pretty racist too, he still comes across as genteel and likable, if only in his presence. From a distance he remains somewhat repulsive, if only for his abilty to make one forget his bad qualities with a witty aside or a well-placed "aw-shucks." When he is not agitating on behalf of secession he works as a professional model. He once threated to kill Stimes Addisson. [edit] See Also
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