Pancake

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pancake n. 1. A work of art. 2. A gift from an alien. 3. The end result of a recipe, a scientific investigation or an alchemical operation. 4. Accidentalist totem animal, thought to have been inspired by the Ebionite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionites) Gospel of Matthew, wherein a single Greek letter is swapped, transforming locusts into pancakes. 5. A breakfast meal often eaten late at night.

Further Extrapolation


In an interview withe Playboy magazine, Flintrock said: "I don't care whether you call 'em pancakes, a batter cake, a blanket, some brown bucks, a fucking crepe, some flapjacks, flats, fried mush, a gandy or a griddlecake, a hot cake, a johnnycake, jonnycake, manhole covers, , tire patches, or wheat cakes -- I'll punch 'em, fuck 'em, single 'em out for special treatment, promote 'em, and then eat 'em and shit 'em out. And then maybe I'll eat 'em again."

On this note, Flintrock was notorious for boasting about the size of his "stack." While most assumed he referred to his penis, or perhaps his overt musculature, he usually meant his "tower of power" -- again using a euphemism, possibly confused with his cock, but most defintely referring to the sheering hulkign presence of his breakfast.

Usage


"Mmmm, good pancakes." - Alexandre Dacusse, to Jonathan Trenchwheat, 1966

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