Order of the Golden West

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Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, [[Western Civilization]] itself. Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, [[Western Civilization]] itself.
-Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka [[Greenhorn]], Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming [[Great quantity/enormous quantities]] of steak and/or [[BBQ]].+Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka [[Greenhorn]], Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming [[Great quantity|enormous quantities]] of steak and/or [[BBQ]].
-Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his [[Human hand/index fingers]].+Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his [[Human hand|index fingers]].

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Spinof of the Order of the Wrinkling Lid founded on July 4, 1976 by Cornelius P. Buttercup, a notorious huckster, bean-counter and scal-a-wag from the Bronx.

Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, Western Civilization itself.

Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka Greenhorn, Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming enormous quantities of steak and/or BBQ.

Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his index fingers.


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