Nut

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nut n. 1. An encased morsel of reproductive potential. 2. That which exists in a rarefied state of vapor-free existence, clamp-proofed and impervious to poobs. 3. An insane person. 4.(p.n.) In Egyptian mythology Nut (Nuit) is the mother of all the gods and is also referred to as the stretched-out firmament; a sky goddess. 5. Third sign of the zodiac. 6. A testicle. 7. The human head.

Extrapolation


"That Kook's a real nut. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist." -- posted to the now defunct Kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004.

"... while baking, be sure to glaze the mountain oysters frequently and liberally with the peanut/cider vinegar sauce...." -- Unknown Author (Mazzistow Carrington, ed.). The Dallas Dumpling. May, 1979.

"The AA'ers are one tough nut to crack." -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies. October 4, 1968. FBI.

"Goat nuts are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. Confessions of a Buggerer. Daylight Press. 1971.

The O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats

What's your sign?

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