Nevid Kessar

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''Born in 1946 in Prague, Czechoslovakia. He comes in through the window, drunk. He pees briefly, then joins the fray. His star is in ascension. He receives a ball of string. He is a salamander.'' ''Born in 1946 in Prague, Czechoslovakia. He comes in through the window, drunk. He pees briefly, then joins the fray. His star is in ascension. He receives a ball of string. He is a salamander.''
-He was a tepid [[Accidentalist]] and wrote columns for [[Mazzistow Carrington]]'s ''[[Auto-Colonial Bee]]'' (1967-69). He also participated as a voice of reason at the [[3rd AA International Conference]].+He was a tepid [[Accidentalist]] and wrote columns for [[Mazzistow Carrington's]] ''[[Auto-Colonial Bee]]'' (1967). He also participated as a voice of reason at the [[3rd AA International Conference]].
-Kessar eschewed the [[AA]] life in 1999 and retired to his turnip farm outside of Des Moines, Iowa, where he makes chainsaw sculptures and raises 14 children by 5 wives. A devout [[Jesus Sniffer]], he has foregone all forms of cosmetics in favor of the olive-oil enema.+Kessar eschewed the [[AA]] life in 1999 and retired to his turnip farm outside of Des Moines, Iowa, where he makes chainsaw sculptures and raises 14 children by 5 wives. A devout [[Jesus Sniffer]], he has foregone all forms of cosmetics in favor of the olive-oil enema.
-== Desiderata ==+Kessar published a blistering attack on [[Plastic Tub: About|'''Plastic Tub''']] in January, 2005, called [[Children in Pants]].
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 +== Known Works ==
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-Early in life, to him it seemed later!+* [[Children in Pants]]
 +* [[Pee the Piper, Fuck The Hamlet]]
 +* [[The Sponge Diver's Game]]
-A victim of chronolopsy, he awakes thinking it's Tueday.+== See Also ==
-Suffering messages fromn Chronos had little effect on the tractor-hardened!+----
 +* [[Wee-Wee]]
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 +[[Image:Nevid_copy.jpg|thumb|center|Nevid Kessar's final portrait before retiring from the [[AA]] scene]]
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 +== Desiderata ==
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-[[Pee the Piper, Fuck The Hamlet]]+<font style="font-size: 92%">
 +''Early in life'', to him it seemed later!
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 +''A victim of chronolopsy'', he awakes thinking it's Tuesday.
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 +''Suffering messages from Chronos'' had little effect on the tractor-hardened!
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 +''[[Adid]], who doesn't like'' the man, calls him "that fuckin' Romanian [[Mormo]] freak," knowing full well that Kessar is a Czech.
-[[The Sponge Divers Game]]+</font>
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Born in 1946 in Prague, Czechoslovakia. He comes in through the window, drunk. He pees briefly, then joins the fray. His star is in ascension. He receives a ball of string. He is a salamander.

He was a tepid Accidentalist and wrote columns for Mazzistow Carrington's Auto-Colonial Bee (1967). He also participated as a voice of reason at the 3rd AA International Conference.

Kessar eschewed the AA life in 1999 and retired to his turnip farm outside of Des Moines, Iowa, where he makes chainsaw sculptures and raises 14 children by 5 wives. A devout Jesus Sniffer, he has foregone all forms of cosmetics in favor of the olive-oil enema.

Kessar published a blistering attack on Plastic Tub in January, 2005, called Children in Pants.

Known Works


See Also


Nevid Kessar's final portrait before retiring from the  scene
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Nevid Kessar's final portrait before retiring from the AA scene

Desiderata


Early in life, to him it seemed later!

A victim of chronolopsy, he awakes thinking it's Tuesday.

Suffering messages from Chronos had little effect on the tractor-hardened!

Adid, who doesn't like the man, calls him "that fuckin' Romanian Mormo freak," knowing full well that Kessar is a Czech.