Krystine Monitzer
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| ''Guamanian-American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. She arrives through the window, via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking. She receives a five-grade twiddler, plated with a keen salve.'' | ''Guamanian-American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. She arrives through the window, via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking. She receives a five-grade twiddler, plated with a keen salve.'' | ||
| - | Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter. Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess. On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with [[bees]]. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by [[Addisson|Stimes Addisson]] in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration [[Addisson]] was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis. | + | Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter. Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess. On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with [[bees]]. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by [[Stimes Addisson|Addisson]] in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration [[Addisson]] was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis. |
| She has a tattoo of the 1977 Dallas Cowboys on her back. | She has a tattoo of the 1977 Dallas Cowboys on her back. | ||
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| Krystine has the ability to render herself invisible when the multidote clamours for her appearance. | Krystine has the ability to render herself invisible when the multidote clamours for her appearance. | ||
| - | Many will tell you that it was she who broke up the original lineup of [[The Tingles|Sven and The Tingles]]. | + | Many will tell you that it was she who broke up the original lineup of [[Sven and The Tingles|The Tingles]]. |
| == Known Works == | == Known Works == | ||
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Guamanian-American. Born in Oakland, CA. August 25, 1971. She arrives through the window, via catapult, landing on the couch, already smoking. She receives a five-grade twiddler, plated with a keen salve.
Possessing an uncanny and vivid memory of her nascence she'll tell you that it was not unlike waking up, hungover and blacked out in a South Tampa gutter. Primarily known for being the movement's foremost expert on whoredom and excess. On an average day she can be found procrastinating, dodging time and communicating with bees. The latter of which was witnessed under pressure by Addisson in 1989 during the only known face to face encounter between the two. It is rumored that as a result of this demonstration Addisson was attacked by the hive and nearly killed. This was never documented however and Miss Monitzer swears that he suffered only a brief and benign reaction of atopic dermatitis.
She has a tattoo of the 1977 Dallas Cowboys on her back.
Trivia
There is one remaining piece of evidence supporting at least part of the story, a letter from Addisson to Monitzer in which he wrote, "My dear friend the bees worked a miracle! I'm going to Cairo."
Krystine has the ability to render herself invisible when the multidote clamours for her appearance.
Many will tell you that it was she who broke up the original lineup of The Tingles.
Known Works
Insides Tingle -short lived Sven and The Tingles fanzine responsible for several restraining orders and frivolous lawsuits.
