Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza

From Plastic Tub

Annual Incidentalist Barbecue held since the late Sixties. Currently held every August, it attracts up to 500 visitors each year. Mazzistow Carrington edged out Verna Cable at last year's chili cook-off, though Steven Adkins is setting his sights....

The sack race, egg toss and pin the tail on the donkey are still popular activities, though since 1990 they've been held earlier in the day to combat the effects of drunkenness.

Stimes Addisson fell of a dock at the 1990 Bonanza and fractured his hip. The hip, though one of many ailments which plagued Addisson in his later years, never seemed to slow him down. "Make way for the gimp!" was his favorite expression when confronted with a queue, usually accompanied with a brandished cane.

The Bonanza was last held in August 2004 in Tampa.