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| Much of Today's enthusiasm for the Goat can be attributed to the ongoing celebration of the numerous enthusiasts of the Blackmore Freehold. Husbandary Expert/Electric Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore founded the Freehold in 1975 after departing the succesfull music outfit Deep Purple. He attributes his early fascination with goats to a long weekend spent with Jimmy Page at the (former Alister Crowley estate) Boleskine House. Although the Estate was rumoured to be haunted and the owners assured occultists, Ritchie claims that it was a "scruffy young kidd named elijah that enamored him so." | Much of Today's enthusiasm for the Goat can be attributed to the ongoing celebration of the numerous enthusiasts of the Blackmore Freehold. Husbandary Expert/Electric Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore founded the Freehold in 1975 after departing the succesfull music outfit Deep Purple. He attributes his early fascination with goats to a long weekend spent with Jimmy Page at the (former Alister Crowley estate) Boleskine House. Although the Estate was rumoured to be haunted and the owners assured occultists, Ritchie claims that it was a "scruffy young kidd named elijah that enamored him so." | ||
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| ''of the many fortitudes that providence has bestowed upon us his lowly creation is the unkind mirror of natures participants which beguile a beard of goat a lion's mane and discomfort his environs with crag, root and weed''. Clemetus Gildenhonours- ''Canaanitic Demigods of the lower Abrahammatic Deltas''. | ''of the many fortitudes that providence has bestowed upon us his lowly creation is the unkind mirror of natures participants which beguile a beard of goat a lion's mane and discomfort his environs with crag, root and weed''. Clemetus Gildenhonours- ''Canaanitic Demigods of the lower Abrahammatic Deltas''. | ||
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goat n. 1. Multipurpose omnivore. 2. Ancient symbol of Lasciviousness, or Lust. 3. AA totem animal (see Extrapolation, below). 4. The tenth sign of the zodiac in astrology. 5. Alternately symbolic of both gluttony and aspiration.
Extrapolation
Much of Today's enthusiasm for the Goat can be attributed to the ongoing celebration of the numerous enthusiasts of the Blackmore Freehold. Husbandary Expert/Electric Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore founded the Freehold in 1975 after departing the succesfull music outfit Deep Purple. He attributes his early fascination with goats to a long weekend spent with Jimmy Page at the (former Alister Crowley estate) Boleskine House. Although the Estate was rumoured to be haunted and the owners assured occultists, Ritchie claims that it was a "scruffy young kidd named elijah that enamored him so."
Non Canonical Text
of the many fortitudes that providence has bestowed upon us his lowly creation is the unkind mirror of natures participants which beguile a beard of goat a lion's mane and discomfort his environs with crag, root and weed. Clemetus Gildenhonours- Canaanitic Demigods of the lower Abrahammatic Deltas.
Gildenhonours resplendent pronunciamento of everything Capra maywell fair as the penultimate screed on this topic. Although long out of print, the edition arrives on the occasional literary auction block and commands a stratophoric ransom. Philanues Heliophanes (in his final treatise on the influence of the pre-Bacchac cults The Vine and Vice) described the CDOTLAD as the quintessental document to explain the zietgiest and regress of the he-goat during the Pre-Hellenic epoch.
