Gnome Scouts

From Plastic Tub

Revision as of 03:38, 22 Apr 2005; view current revision
←Older revision | Newer revision→

Organization founded by John P. Merriweather in 1952 to indocrinate young men and women into a "Gnomic" way of life. Generally considered to be a recruiting ground for The League of Gnomes. Although repeatedly rocked by scandal, the group continues to prosper in the US, Canada, Mexico and Great Britain.

Organizational Structure


Gnome Scouts are organized into Grottoes, usually comprised of 10 to 20 members. Grottoes fall under the jurisdiction of 13 Regional Caves, which in turn report to a Universal Cavern.

Gnome Scouts have 5 ranks: Pitling, Lemming, Sulphurite, Stammerer and Thunder Jack.

Their symbol is a black hammer superimposed over a silver mushroom.

Their uniforms are black jumpsuits with fully-functional oil-lamp miners helmets.

See Also