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-'''German Lampshade''' ''kil.'' '''1.''' As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of eugenics or ''straight talk about the filthy.'' '''2.''' Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. '''3.''' A lampshade made from an actual German. '''4.''' A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower, an ornament.+'''German Lampshade''' ''kil.'' '''1.''' As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of [[eugenics]] or ''straight talk about the filthy.'' '''2.''' Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. '''3.''' A lampshade made from an actual German. '''4.''' A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower, an ornament.
== Further Extrapolation == == Further Extrapolation ==
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'''Marching Onward''' '''Marching Onward'''
-A [[counterfeiting gang]] in Iagoville, linked to [[Ryan O'Donnely]], produced ''German Lampshades'' by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-semetic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, they released an astounding array of additional amusing products. For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; then a finger that -- when pulled -- insulted the nearest group of Jewry. In the gang's msater-stroke, they produced a lampshade that functional not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch.+A [[counterfeiting gang]] in Iagoville linked to [[Ryan O'Donnely]] produced ''German Lampshades'' by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-Semitic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, they released an astounding array of additional amusing products. For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; then a finger that -- when pulled -- insulted the nearest group of Jewry. In the gang's msater-stroke, they produced a lampshade that functioned not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch.
'''The Photo-Op''' '''The Photo-Op'''
-Experts agree that most ''German Lampshades'' on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or worse, the French. Further, their post modern minamilistic design do not allow thier employment as [[Stabbin' Hat|hats]].+Experts agree that most ''German Lampshades'' on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or worse, the French. Further, their post-modern minimilistic design do not allow for their employment as [[Stabbin' Hat|hats]].
== Non-Canonical Text == == Non-Canonical Text ==
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Amusing pie-eyed office-mates. Amusing pie-eyed office-mates.
-It is reported that S, group therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performerswiss Lamphades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards."+It is reported that "S", group-therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performers....Swiss Lamphades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm-up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards."
== See Also == == See Also ==

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German Lampshade kil. 1. As a shade catches light, a social convention which forestalls mention of eugenics or straight talk about the filthy. 2. Lampshades manufactured in Germany or by German laborers. 3. A lampshade made from an actual German. 4. A shy and beautiful woman, a wallflower, an ornament.

Further Extrapolation


Marching Onward

A counterfeiting gang in Iagoville linked to Ryan O'Donnely produced German Lampshades by the score in the late 1960's, selling them as anti-Semitic gag-gifts. Catering to a largely white-supremacist clientele, they released an astounding array of additional amusing products. For instance, a hook-nosed cock ring was introduced by fiat; then a finger that -- when pulled -- insulted the nearest group of Jewry. In the gang's msater-stroke, they produced a lampshade that functioned not only as a world-class adumbrator but also, and perhaps more importantly, as a head-piece for drunken conventioneers and Klansmen in a pinch.

The Photo-Op

Experts agree that most German Lampshades on the market today are cheap-knockoffs made by the Swiss or worse, the French. Further, their post-modern minimilistic design do not allow for their employment as hats.

Non-Canonical Text


There is some dish-flesh on my neck, and that's kind of sinister when you have a lampshade.

Amusing pie-eyed office-mates.

It is reported that "S", group-therapy relapsers, Christmas-addled accountants, solo-performers....Swiss Lamphades are made from hilarious drunks but also warm-up soup and "can melt a pat of butter from ten yards."

See Also