Dr. Peter Von Fondle
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| ''Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.'' | ''Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.'' | ||
| - | The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-eminent play "[[Pardon Me Priapus]]"- a seedy tale of garden lore. His acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary [[Red-Shoe Scare]]. | + | The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-adolescent play "[[Pardon Me Priapus]]" a seedy tale of racial supremacy achieved by injesting a steady diet of pure "manmilk." His later acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary [[Red-Shoe Scare]]. Legendary for both his sadism and his peach pudding, Von Fondle was not much missed when he died, asphyxiated in an S&M orgy by a gagball too tight. |
| - | Von Fondle is founding member of the [[The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism]] and is a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright. | + | Von Fondle was a founding member of the [[The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism]] and was a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright. |
| Theorist of [[Quantum Ethics]] and disciple of [[Christopher Andrews Stephenson III]]. | Theorist of [[Quantum Ethics]] and disciple of [[Christopher Andrews Stephenson III]]. | ||
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Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.
The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-adolescent play "Pardon Me Priapus" a seedy tale of racial supremacy achieved by injesting a steady diet of pure "manmilk." His later acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary Red-Shoe Scare. Legendary for both his sadism and his peach pudding, Von Fondle was not much missed when he died, asphyxiated in an S&M orgy by a gagball too tight.
Von Fondle was a founding member of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and was a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.
Theorist of Quantum Ethics and disciple of Christopher Andrews Stephenson III.
