Dr. Martin Savage Pickles

From Plastic Tub

b. 1915

Professor at the University of Pawtucket's Quantum Ethics Department. With colleague Dr. Peter Von Fondle, he founded The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism in 1950. Known primarily as an "old bastard," his shock of white hair, tied in a loose top-knot, elicits chuckles as he rollerblades across campus to his classroom. Despite his oft comical escapades, he is universally loathed as a vicious reactionary and apologist for eugenics.

He is editor of the journal The Phrenologist's Strop.