From Plastic Tub

democracy f. 1. A fantasy land where you can direct activity by the voicing of opinion; a pie hole, stuffed. 2. Cherished symbol of The Western Mystery Tradition, responsible for strip-malls. 3. A fat man, pissing himself, reading Plato. 4. A comforting illusion.

Non-Canonical Text

"A broken rule is a spirit untethered, and an untethered spirit is lost." -- Gonzales, Alberto. Why I Voted. The American Conservative. November 17, 2004.

"Beaten paths are for beaten men." -- Roberts, John. Why I Shat in the Crapper. The Conservative American. January 16, 2001.

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