David Payne
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 Transplanted north from Tampa to Minneapolis, Mr. Payne bicycles. More reticent than reluctant, he continues to counter claims that his myostatin gene has been artifically silenced. He enjoys fingerpicking his guitar and finding haiku while perusing the Sunday ads. His heirloom tomatoes are said to be divine. He famously eggs on the competition. Known WorksSynesthetic Retort 47 (http://education.umn.edu/nceo/OnlinePubs/Synthesis47.html) Tracing the BAM (http://sitestillnotcreated,dammit.com) |
 DesiderataAs a young man short on cash, Payne once swapped his shoes for The Velvet Underground and Nico. Payne celebrated his 21st birthday while misinterpreting the pidgen-French mutterings of a voodoo priest.
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