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-[[Category: Glossary]][[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|Colder than hell.]] +[[Category: Glossary]]__NOTOC__
-'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.+<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0">
 +<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.
== Usage == == Usage ==
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-"I feel cold." +"I feel cold." -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.
-: -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962.+"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a [[Skinwalker|skinwalker]]." -- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's.
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-"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a [[Skinwalker|skinwalker]]."+
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-: -- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's.+
== See Also == == See Also ==
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* [[Revelation of the Method]] * [[Revelation of the Method]]
* [[Ryan O'Donnely]] * [[Ryan O'Donnely]]
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 +[[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|Colder than hell.]]
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cold op. 1. A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. 2. That state in which coffee is undrinkable. 3. The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. 4. Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by Poobic Bluster, a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.

Usage


"I feel cold." -- Last words of Ahmed Capra, 1962.

"Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." -- Solomon Witte, 1980, at CBGB's.

See Also


Colder than hell.
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Colder than hell.

Desiderata