Pig
From Plastic Tub
Template:Pig pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Chinese Zodiac, alternatively characterized as magnanimous, yet venomous, and humble, though desirous. 3. AA totem animal (see Notes, below). 4. Derogatory term for police officers and practitioners of four of the seven Deadly Sins (sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust).
Extrapolation
The origin of the AA totem pig is unclear. Gnome psy-ops tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting. A more likely source is Nevid Kessar's thoughtful BBQ scholarship in the Auto-Colonial Bee. Furthermore:
- A pig skin is a football.
- To pig out is to eat too much.
- A pig-in-a-blanket is a corndog.
