Children in Pants

From Plastic Tub

The letter we recieved from Nevid Kessar was quite shocking. We were aware of the ongoing feuds between Stimes, Stimso, Buehb et. al. but the hatred displayed by Kessar was unlike anything we had seen since the crime scene photos of the O'Donnely murder. To say the least, we were quite impressed with his vitriol. I have to paraphrase what we can remember of the letter for it had been carved into the hide of a rotting nuetria. The aroma became unberable and the glass chamber proved not to be as hermetic as advertised. Nevid Kessar left no return address on the simple box the carccass arrived in so we can only hope that he contacts us again so as to see if we can engage him into a bit of Larynical Fisticuffs. Anyway this is what he had to say about the [[AA]:

That we were nothing more than ...-An insular coop of cockamamie -self devoted, bathing in :hermeneutic circularity.

And that we were both...Slanderous coatailers and Mystery Novel spoilers

He refered to us as...-The Royal Cast of crooked histrioricists

-He portrayed our character as...-Self deluded and shamelessly self promoting

-He defined us as a...-proto fascist language whores with tiring lambastic tirades and retorts :ever more desperate

And something about that thing with the diplomats from Uraguay

And this is just the first page. He then elaborated on each of the founding members of the AA in what could only be described as uncontrolled envy. This went on for some time before he attacked the administrators at the Plastic Tub. His venom is top notch as he refers ot us as

...-Tri-polar mis enfants d'entitlement

...-Lutheran-baiting and cathechism skewering

...-Dolphin-surving turtle chokers

and that

We are...-Suffering from chronic doses of augmented delirium

We employed...-Demented codes of conduct and disconnected hierachies based on whimsy and peculiar :fancy

We exemplified...-Distraught and fallacious overtures of the incoherent for the unreasonable

We like this guy.