Life Alphabetically

From Plastic Tub

Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)

Life Alphabetically

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
24. V
25. The penultimate more intriguing
26. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
27. Revel in Redundancy
28. You are always, primarily, a jackass
29. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

See Also

• Life Numerically