Masturbation
From Plastic Tub
Masturabation v. 1.
Usage
"Can ya take the desert? Thought ya could. Masturbation is somewhat of an affluent force on the dream network. The other night for example I saw a refrigerator full of bratwurst and beer in the bottle."
- -- Cappy Trowbridge, in an undated scribble on the back of a postcard to Nevid Kessar at his New Mexico cabin.