Dr. Peter Von Fondle
From Plastic Tub
Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.
The illustriously vague and physiognomically paedeophillic purpo-traitor of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-eminent play "Pardon Me Priapus"- a seedy tale of garden lore. His acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary Red-Shoe Scare.
Vond Fondle is founding member of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and is a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.
Theorist of Quantum Ethics.
