Lambda Land of Gar
From Plastic Tub
Posthumously-named group of decidedly unimportant artists from Garland, Texas who throughout the late 1980's and 90's unknowingly engaged in civil unrest and sympathetic AA operations. Like Tampa Florida, Garland is home to an over-proportionate distribution of drug abusers and dexterous guitar-slingers scanning all categories between speed-metal and death-jazz. Few Garland artists, however, find thier way out of the suburb, and those few who don't lose themselves in the increasing Skinhead meth-movement eventually employ themselves at one of the many motherboard manufacturing companyies who set up shop in the industrial parks littering the flat and polluted landscape. It is also the home of several wealthy computer game developers who are often seen strutting thier stuff in gorgeous Hummers.
Desderata
Before Steven Vogeler solidified his concept of Karma, he spent hard time in the Garland County Jail for his unknowing participation in ritual shoplifting.
Although patently false, many citizens believe the guy who invented astro-turf lived in Garland.
On thier way to the first Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza barbecue in south Texas, Stimso Addid's had his first date with metha-amphetamine, self-administered in a Garland Exxon bathroom while Mazzistow Carrington's rented automobile was being repaired.
