The Luscious Sequitor

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A biography of Creatine Panderbox by Easton W. Wunderkidd, 1990. Generally dismissed by AA scholars as "hokum and clap-trap," it still manages a few giggles.

Currently out of print.

Excerpted

of the box- The Box is full of X-Rays The Box contains internal secrets made visible The Box holds out for Violent Thrusting The Box holds the cat, the demon, the paradigm The Box is not for everybody Galileo's container angled for the peak but was graded on the curve. We await summer our smells camo-ed in the dying files the bleeding fields.

-- Somewhere in South America 1948


God its fucking hot maybe too hot I am worried about the rest Especially Creatine Her skin emoillates My hat protects me from the sun But from her gaze? So many pools... tonight I will feed on mosquitos in my sleep.

-- entry from Wunderkidd's diary dated April 27, 1960


I have not seen Creatine since last night. I am afraid she may be missing. I should not have got her mixed up in all of this My favorite hunting pants are also missing.

-- entry from Wunderkidd's diary dated May 2, 1960 (line 3 may be refering to The League of Gnomes)

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