The Luscious Sequitor

A biography of Creatine Panderbox by Easton W. Wunderkidd, 1990. Generally dismissed by AA scholars as "hokum and clap-trap," it still manages a few giggles.

Currently out of print.

Excerpted

23. -- Somewhere in South America 1948

of the box-

The Box is full of X-Rays

The Box contains internal secrets made visible

The Box holds out for Violent Thrusting

The Box holds the cat, the demon, the paradigm

The Box is not for everybody

Galileo's container angled for the peak

but was graded on the curve.

We await summer

our smells camo-ed in the dying files

the bleeding fields.

24. -- entry from Wunderkidd's diary dated April 27, 1960

God is fucking hot

maybe too hot

I am worried about the rest

Especially Creatine

Her skin emoillates

My hat protects me from the sun

But from her gaze?

So many pools...

tonight I will feed on mosquitos in my sleep.

26.-- entry from Wunderkidd's diary dated May 2, 1960.

(line 3 may be refering to The League of Gnomes)

I have not seen Creatine since last night.

I am afraid she may be missing.

I should not have got her mixed up in all of this

My favorite hunting pants are also missing.