Albert Kook

From Plastic Tub

Arab-American, 1732-1783. Sunni Mystic and Brooklyn Drug Dealer, circa 1764. He forgot to show up, but if he had, he would have floated in, surely. He is, too, a pig -- but a dapper one. He receives a pair of rusting tweezers in a compact.

A favorite of the latter day Clampers, described by contemporaries as "a fellow of finest breeding, always suspiciously nice to your mother" -- as extrapolated by Stan Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee) in his controversial 1962 play, On Human Sass.

Supplier of necessary items of leisure for Guvernor Morris and young A.W. Slippers.

Known Works

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Eyes Closed, Hands Closed, novella.