Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman
From Plastic Tub
Hate-filled "love-spreader" Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman (East Dallas Presbyterian minister) was a vehemenent crusader against just about everything. Improperly touched as a young child by an estranged uncle, Dr. Whiteman saw Satan's Dirty Finger everywhere. After succesfully closing several East Dallas bars popular for prostitution, he set his sights on Pornographers and Drug Addicts. He knew nothing of the theory of Poob Culture, but he hated it because of the way it sounded. His reckless arrogance destroyed lots of lives.
Famous for his lengthy interview with fiery Texas journalist Roscoe Redfern in which he denounced Mazzistow Carrington as "a degenerate nigra" yet still praised his accuracy with a pistol. He added, "....and, as much as I hate to say it, his chicken dumplings are the best I've ever had. We'd had lunch you see, to 'discuss things'...."
