Mushroom

From Plastic Tub

Senior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals.

Desiderata

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One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head.

The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom.