Death
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death nv. 1. An unfortunate by-product of third-world countries, cannons, God-worship, ill-gotten stabbin' hats, and the prime cause of funerals and funereality. 2. A consensual goal or endpoint; the resolution of a drama. 3. The result of life. 4. The generative force responsible for Dead man and the multiplication of vapor. Non Canonical Text"You may be starved to death, stung to death by wasps, killed by tigers, cut to pieces--beginning at the toes--impaled on spears, burned to death, or tattooed."1 -- The Life and Adventures of the Burdett Twins. 1881. New York: Popular Press. See AlsoNotes
Note 1: Though the shock value is lost on contemporary audiences, both twins chose tattoos. |
DesiderataIn an attempt to escape death, Poobsoften turn to personal saviours. |
