Sven and The Tingles

From Plastic Tub

Formed in fire, raised on pitch, the brimming stone of Sven's brand of supermarket prog-rock never quite caught on -- raising instead the ire of a nations preachers, cab drivers and lilliputian ambassadors -- all of whom were eventually eaten by thier own gaily-colored cancers -- each of whom in turn wore oustanding pants.

band formed by American Steven Vogeler for the purpose of emancipating mankind. Composed of four members, they toured America and Europe immediately following the collapse of the Soviet Union.

"If Glasnost means this shit is opening up, then our rock and roll brand of liberative post-hygenic art can in the very least make it easier for an expat to get some Grade-A pussy." - Buddha 'Petey' Ten.

Discography

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Tepid ... Her Pools, debut album.

Svendustry, repulsive and horribly received follow-up disk.

Global Dough, Toward A One-World Party, radicalized work featuring a new Tingles line-up.

Non-Canonical Text

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Cancer is the other side of pants. The refutation, almost, or perhaps the redemption of, pants.