Poob Culture
From Plastic Tub
poob, poob culture n. 1. A cultural schema structured on the idea of first causes. 2. A society obsessed with God, Centration, Kapital. 3. The philosophy of presumptive association; anassociational mentation. 4. A blind man, a jackass. 5. Plebeian concerns, a plebe; the victim or initiator of a Poob Bargain.
Usage
- "We are here to crush The Poob -- before he adds more O's to his repetoire." -- Steven Vogeler, from On Hurling Wrenches.
- "Opening your eyes, you get Poob quick." -- Dacusse, quipping out loud.
Non-Canonical Text
"We didn't arrive to smooth over our differences. We didn't arrive to kick out the shit, or jam on it -- we didn't arrive to turn on thr porch lights."
"In all the world, across the globe, all men suffer quietly in their sheep-shoes. They amend themselves by bending, by amounting to sums otherwise concieved in market stalls, in pouts of awareness -- when you sleep,it's all cool.
