God
From Plastic Tub
god n. 1. The unmoving mover responsible for setting the universe in motion, and presumably, also responsible for it's burgeoning cessation. 2. An invisible, vaporic creature responsible for damning and praising; a nosy landlord. 3. And object of devotion. 4. An object of derision. 5. The conglomeration, in one hot tiny dot, of all existing information and possibility. 6. That which is higher than be concieved without recourse to poetical technology.
Usage
"God -- aside from being non-existent -- has no Nose."
- -- Thought to be Stimso Adid's last utterance.
"You will taste the Mind of God"
- -- Spoken to Steven Vogeler by winning Iraqi Chili Cookoff Team of U.S. Army Sgt. Theodore (Tex) Sanchez and Abdullah (Bean Man) Alabudi (Iraqi Export) at the Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza.
"There is no need to apply a swollen divinity."
- -- Adid, while jogging.
"A rolling God gathers no moss, at least not in these climes."
- -- Bearer 'Thiope, protagonist of Dowd Morhart's obscure novel The Broken Wobm of Christ (sic).
Desiderata
- Easton W. Wunderkidd rejected God "at the tender age of seven."
- Mazzistow Carrington, a suspected Baptist, remained strangely silent during the more passionate AA religious debates.
