Wee-Wee
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Although never proven, [[The League of Gnomes]] was suspected of the arson. As the [[incident]] occurred in international waters, however, no U.S. law-enforcement agency took an interest in the case. | Although never proven, [[The League of Gnomes]] was suspected of the arson. As the [[incident]] occurred in international waters, however, no U.S. law-enforcement agency took an interest in the case. | ||
- | On Halloween Day, 1970, Flintrock, Cable, Kessar, [["Cappy" Trowbridge]] and [[Jonathon Trechwheat]] were arrested while attemting to dynamite the Gnomes Grotto in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The charges were later dropped when the "dynamite" was found to be loaded with tiny hadbills depicting the [[unopened head]] of [[Guvernor Morris]]. | + | On Halloween Day, 1970, Flintrock, Cable, Kessar, [["Cappy" Trowbridge]] and [[Jonathon Trechwheat]] were arrested while attempting to dynamite the Gnomes Grotto in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The charges were later dropped when the "dynamite" was found to be loaded with tiny hadbills depicting the [[unopened head]] of [[Guvernor Morris]]. |
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Wee-Wee was constructed over the Summer of 1968 on an enormous barge anchored twelve miles off the coast of Miami. It consisted of a sophisticated adult-sized jungle gym with a bar and music stage attached and is said to have accomodated 200 guests. William Flintrock used to shoot skeet off the bow, often replacing the clay pigeons with his empty beer bottles.
Wee-Wee was declared an independent democracy on New Year's Day, 1970. Its principles were simple: a direct democracy whose President was randomly changed every 27 minutes. It was to be a short-lived experiment, for Wee-Wee was burned to the waterline on February 14 that same year. No one was injured, but Verna Cable and Nevid Kessar barely escaped with their lives on their speedboat.
Although never proven, The League of Gnomes was suspected of the arson. As the incident occurred in international waters, however, no U.S. law-enforcement agency took an interest in the case.
On Halloween Day, 1970, Flintrock, Cable, Kessar, "Cappy" Trowbridge and Jonathon Trechwheat were arrested while attempting to dynamite the Gnomes Grotto in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The charges were later dropped when the "dynamite" was found to be loaded with tiny hadbills depicting the unopened head of Guvernor Morris.